Now Hear This!!

The recent crashing of the Microsoft Network has brought about a new era of terror, horror, utter chaos, and really other bad things. For now is the time for me to reveal my identity!! I am the hacker dubbed k536235.62-GHD, but you may refer to me as the bringer of death and slow porn downloading time, MORDON! (pronounced mōre- dǔn cause it sounds cooler that way)

This past week has showcased someone’s handiwork, but the werst is yet in store.

The nights spent home alone, reeking of vaseline and surrounded by crumpled wads of tissue paper, have yielded oh-so-sweet results. Mordon has gave berth to a virus the likes the world has ever seen.

ßMordon (aka bringer of death)

As you can see, Mordon is one step ahead of all who wish to destroy him. My real life identity is protected by hours of intensive digital photography effects and techniques. For Mordon is a rebel without a cause, a loose canon, and that spells truble for you Mister Gates.

Without giving to much away, let me tell you that the transimission of the virus is a very compleks process, and Mordon doesn’t expect you to grasp it’s full power. I (Mordon) have used my ekstensive no how to break down the process for you to get.

In case you don’t get it, The V stands for virus (Mordon’s idea). It goes through the internet when you least ekspect it. The skull signifies the distruction of your computer by Mordon’s virus.

And of couse I, Mordon, am laughing at you because you have fallen victim to one of the most haynous minds of the century.

I HAVE SAID TOO MUCH ALREADY!!!!

And in case any SWF out there likes Mordon’s suave appearance and badboy nature, get in touch with me at [email protected]