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| -7/8/2001- | Hey its the Nitrous Monkey | |
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A bit of dhtml magic that brightened my day.
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| -2/22/2001- | PooP...Ha Ha Ha | |
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I?m taking the time out of my busy schedule of testing wheelchairs for the overly obese to discuss a topic, which has been plaguing my mind for weeks on end. I propose a question for all of you to ponder, and that question is: Why is the word ?poop? so damn funny? I mean really. Even uttering the word ?poop? at a funeral is bound to get a few chuckles out of the living. Hell, even the dead can find delight in this lighthearted term for fecal matter. So my question remains. Why does poop bring sunlight to a cloudy day, hope to the hopeless, and a twinkle in the eye of a retard?
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| -1/29/2001- | Now Hear This!! | |
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The recent crashing of the Microsoft Network has brought about a new era of terror, horror, utter chaos, and really other bad things. For now is the time for me to reveal my identity!! I am the hacker dubbed k536235.62-GHD, but you may refer to me as the bringer of death and slow porn downloading time, MORDON! (pronounced more- dun cause it sounds cooler that way)
This past week has showcased someone?s handiwork, but the werst is yet in store.
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| -1/19/2001- | General Disclaimer | |
| We at NitrousFarm.com do not condone the use of illegal substances in any way.
Drugs are very bad for you and can strip you of your health, sanity, clothing,
and virginity. They are expensive as shit too, unless you are sniffing airplane
glue which we also do not condone. Airplane glue is just a gateway drug for much
more serious problems such as building model airplanes and becoming a hobbyist, and
we all know how society frowns down upon you glue sniffing hobbyists. Next thing you
know you'll be on your knees in an abandoned parking lot just trying make a buck for
your glue sniffing habit. You'll loose your job, your family, your dignity, and for
what? For that sweet, sweet smell of airplane glue. MMmmmmm... airplane glue.
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